I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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