we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
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He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
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I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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