Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
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Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
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gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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