My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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