Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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