They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
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I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
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At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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