I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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