There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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