JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
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I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
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Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
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