I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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