i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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