is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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