i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
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There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
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he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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