Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
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so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
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If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
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