just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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