two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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