The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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