i don't like sucking hair
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
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You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
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They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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