her vagine was all disorganized.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
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hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
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My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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