You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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