I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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