sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
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i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
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I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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