Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
You need a sexual gate keeper
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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