i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
operation harelip BJ is a go
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he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
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It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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