You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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