Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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