I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
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