the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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