Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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