Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
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She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
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How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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