So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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