Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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