i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
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And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
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Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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