She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
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he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
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I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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