How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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