great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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