Where is the hickey?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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