Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
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yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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