Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
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Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
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I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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