Just fell off a train. Bad.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
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He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
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I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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