Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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