Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Randomize
