hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
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