In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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