doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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