It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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