Im at strip club and am horny
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
NoShamevember. You game?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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