did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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