Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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