It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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