Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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