I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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