so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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