You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
i dont even know how to be here
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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