I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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