Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
soo... how was my night?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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