either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
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I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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