But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
i believe in u and ur pee
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
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