Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
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I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
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My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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