Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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