Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
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It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
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Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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